By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
