i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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