Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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