Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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