from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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