sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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