Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
