so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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