I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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