quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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