is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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