Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You were trust falling into bushes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
