Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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