now i know why i became what i already was.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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