In the future we'll all be gay
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I will pee on everything he values.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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