why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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