Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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