woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
no you cant smoke seaweed
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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