So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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