I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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