Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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