Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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