how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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