Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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