was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
