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(516): View more from New York

you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane

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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(312): View more from Illinois

She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

wtf

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I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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(989): View more from Michigan

It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations

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(406): View more from Montana

why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?

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