i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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