How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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