conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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