He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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