He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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