She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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