lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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