he thought i was a dude.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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