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(407): View more from Florida

Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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(207): View more from Maine

watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food

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(773): View more from Illinois

Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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(207): View more from Maine

you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.

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(678): View more from Georgia

My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.

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