Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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