she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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