im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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