They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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