i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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