the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Rumble strips road head = magical
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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