She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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