Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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