Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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