Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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