i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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