question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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