they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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