i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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