Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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