You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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