Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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