you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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