Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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