let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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